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Here we go.
Hi ${answers.name[0].firstName}.
So, you’re a ${answers.starsign}.
Me too.
All the best people are.
I’m sure you’ll do well.
The fact you love ${answers.meals[0]} so much is very revealing too.
Anyway, let’s carry on.
Do you agree, or disagree with what Kamaal said?
Do you agree, or disagree with what ${name} said?
Do you agree, or disagree with what ${name} said?
Do you agree, or disagree with what ${name} said?
Who did you most identify with?
What did you think of ${page1Values.peopleChoice[3]}'s deed?
at all A truly excellent
good deed
What did you think of ${page1Values.peopleChoice[3]}'s deed?
at all A truly excellent
good deed
What did you think of ${page1Values.peopleChoice[3]}'s deed?
at all A truly excellent
good deed
What did you think of ${page1Values.peopleChoice[3]}'s deed?
at all A truly excellent
good deed
Good deeds I have done
${answers.name[0].firstName}. Just a quick one to say...
You were right. It is ${answers.people2[2]} who is happiest outdoors.
That was well spotted. Good judgement.
Keep it up.
OK. Let’s carry on.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Are you sure? It's confidential, and it could help you.
How guilty do you feel?
Number of mitigating circumstances?
Which of these people...
Which of these people...
Hi ${answers.name[0].firstName}.
Thanks for taking the test so far.
We're just processing your results.
You're doing pretty well.
Although we're a bit shocked you thought ${answers.people2[1]} would be a great cook.
Really?
Trust me, they aren't.
And also, your harsh assessment of ${answers.worsePerson}, who took the test too, and actually passed with flying colours.
You better hope you pass too. Or that’ll be embarrasing for you.
And also, you couldn’t think of anyone worse than you?
No one at all??
That is slightly concerning.
We feel you’ve mostly been honest with us.
Thank you for admitting that you ${confessionParsed}, that took guts, and it counts in your favour.
Only you know if it’s really the worst thing you’ve done, though.
It’s a shame you weren’t able to tell us about the worst thing you’ve ever done.
But don’t worry too much. Many good people don't feel able to confess such things.
One last thing before your result.
Let’s say it’s good news.
That deep down, you’re pretty much a good person.
Will it change you?
Will you act differently – knowing you’re ok?
Have a think...
Result coming imminently.
Nearly there.
Just crunching the numbers.
(can’t believe you sided with ${answers.robphillipachoice} by the way)
Can’t believe you didn’t know who to side with out of Rob & Philippa by the way.
That was an easy one!
Anyway.
Your result is coming.
But listen, ${answers.name[0].firstName}, one last thing.
You don’t have to find out.
We can keep it a secret.
Maybe it’s better not to know?
Congratulations!
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